Graham Steele in his tireless quest to seek revenge on the PCA for losing at court purchased a domain name in relation to the PCA and promptly offered it for sale. I, being the generous type offered £1.00 but was met by the reply
“It’s sold to holland Johnson now f**k off lol lol”
Seeing as we were now on amicable terms I enquired about business and mentioned that I had heard from some of his franchisees that business wasn’t too good lately
“Really??? Who’s that then Richard? Lol Name someone? Cause my guys make £50-200k a year lol Go on name someone!”
£50-100k a year? Really? Whilst I was pondering this latest claim I received
“Can’t name anyone Richard??? And why are the ones I sacked scared of me????”
Quickly followed by
“Name one Johnson??? Lol”
Maybe I’d hit a raw nerve because there were lots of nervous ‘lol’ (laugh out loud, in case you didn’t know). I enquired why people would be scared of such a vertically challenge man?
“Name them? Richard go on??? Our turnover is up 75% because I’ve f***ed the PCA lol took their traffic You can’t cause my guys earn a fortune anyone crosses me and they are sacked. 5 1 lol bet you would bottle it son you ain’t got the guts to meet me nor has anyone they are all scared no one has!”
The conversation quickly digressed to the PCA (I told you he was obsessed) and an offer to meet him. I reminded him that I had offered to meet him once before but he declined.
“You ain’t got the guys Richard to meet me” and “Though so all mouth lol. Come on meet me. I’m Only small” and “Anytime Richard bet you bottle it”
He just wouldn’t let this drop
“Your bottling lol All mouth no action I promise to pay your petrol the moment we meet £50. I never break my word, come on big boy let’s see if you have the guys!!!”
‘I promise’ and ‘I never break my word’….lol (my turn). Who is Steele trying to kid? And now he wants to know if I have the ‘guys’?
I enquired if he wanted me to bring ‘guys’? A few more pointless emails later and he was back on to the same subject with more nervous laughter
“Your gutless Johnson and scared like everyone lol Come on big boy meet me !!!”
To be honest it was getting a bit boring and laughable. The mans in his 50’s and acting like a teenager with too much testosterone. I tried to change the subject but to no avail
“All mouth no action I will pay your expenses come on meet me!!!!!! “
In desperation to change the subject I enquired if his sidekick, Steve Hawes, (the one who claims to be Triton approved when he is not) liked the fact he lost a £20k job because of my website. At this point I think Steele got really mad
“Now f**k off Johnson your boring me you cowardly c**t. All mouth no action. Meet me if you dare”
Charming! They say the bad language is the first refuge of the inarticulate.
“Your afraid, don’t blame you lol those who cross me end up kinda unhappy most bottle it. Just like you lol”
And so we were back to the playground talk of offers of a fight presumably? A few pointless emails later and all had calmed down. Steele had even seen me twitter that I was going to Abersoch for a few days and pointed out that he had heard it was ‘cold in North Wales’. I pointed out that he needed a geography lesson!
Then an olive branch it seemed.
“I could tell you how to make a large cash sum; believe it or not I’ve nothing against you Richard.”
Intrigued, I asked for some elaboration?
I recon the PCA or its backers would pay £5k at least if not £10k for:
1. Removal of the blog.
2. An undertaking to refrain from Cyber attacks on its members and the PCA itself.
3. An undertaking not to attack the PCA or its members.
Simple.
Simple is the word…well to be exact…simpleton. Steele wanted me to go to the PCA and broker a deal where the PCA pay me £10k on a promise from Steele that he removes the blog and stops harassing ordinary, hard working people and businesses. In other words the PCA pay to stop being harassed! Great plan that…genious! Or is it blackmail?
A couple more innocuous emails passed each way and then
“Well I’m off September or November time, I wont be posting anymore crap from now.
Let me know before then if you want to agree removing our stuff, if after that I’m afraid I will be gone and unable to remove anything.”
The final olive branch it would seem. An agreement to both remove ‘stuff’ . My ‘stuff ‘is honest stuff and won’t be going anywhere. Steele’s ‘stuff’ is lies and deceit and will be taken down in any case eventually!
NB All words in orange have not been corrected